Zach Braff Guy Quotations

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

They all saw my short films, and I think that changed their opinion of me as just a guy on a sitcom because they liked my movie.

They're huge shoes to fill ... if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn't your stereotypical magazine poster boy, but he had the ability to be a great everyman. If I can set out to do anything in my career, it would be to play people that the people can relate to. Those are the parts I'm most interested in doing.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?