Albert Brooks Want Quotations

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.

I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.