Amy Schumer Girl Quotations
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- All Girl Quotes
- Cassandra Clare
- Taylor Swift
- Libba Bray
- John Green
- Marilyn Monroe
- Ally Carter
- Rick Riordan
- F Scott Fitzgerald
- Justin Bieber
- Malala Yousafzai
- Sarah Dessen
- Richelle Mead
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Nicki Minaj
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Haruki Murakami
- Jack Kerouac
- Jeffrey Eugenides
- Louisa May Alcott
- Miley Cyrus
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Laughing Quotes
The girls that I grew up with, and my friends and I, we just never had interests in common. I loved comedy. I loved Saturday Night Live, Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball, and Goldie Hawn movies. I just wanted to laugh. I liked women in comedy, and I liked male comics as I got a little older. My interests just never matched up with other girls'.
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Beautiful Quotes
Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end of the night and says, "I saw your show tonight, and I just loved it. I want to go home with you, and I'll do anything you want." And the comedian says, "Were you at the 7 or the 9?" That's just a perfect joke, because it points out how egomaniacal and obsessive comedians are. Even though I'm not waiting for a groupie, I can completely understand it. It just defines how comedians are driven.