Bill Cosby Pare Quotations

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.

All parents experience the same problems.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic and lower middle economic people are not holding their end in this deal. In the neighborhood that most of us grew up in, parenting is not going on.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Some authority on parenting once said, ""Hold them very close and then let them go."" This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).