Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotations

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.