Blake Anderson Time Quotations

I think that it should just be a rule of thumb that if your job asks you to cut your hair... that means that it's time to quit that job.

My favorite album of all time is 'In A Major Way.' Look it up, it is a classic!

I think sketch writing is a good spot for everyone to start because it requires you to develop characters, have a beginning, middle and end and have a bunch of jokes in a short amount of time.

So many parents these days are totally cool with their kids living on the couch the whole time. It's like a new thing with families. But you've got to leave the nest and get out there.

I pretty much figure a collar will do, but as time goes on, I'm hoping I learn how to throw a suit on or something. I've still got some time. I'm not the president of the United States yet.