Bob Mankoff Act Quotations

I grab water out of people's hands - I act like it's a 911 situation. I need water.

I mean, picture this: You're in the middle of reading a very important article in The New Yorker, and then you're laughing because you got distracted by a cartoon, and you have to go to the bathroom because of all the laughing ... come on people, please keep the humor at a minimum.