What's an eBay?" "A mythical place of great magical power." - Jace Wayland and Clary Fray (City of Bones)
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health." - City of Bones (said by Jace Wayland)
You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me.
Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.
aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.
It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.
All knowledge hurts.
I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.