Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.