Cynthia Nelms Quotations

Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.