Daniel Handler Cry Quotations

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.

Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know.