Dwayne Johnson Wwe Quotations

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?

The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.

The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is concerned, as far as I'm concerned, this is home.

Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!

William Regal, what does besmirched mean?

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today.

Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice!

It doesn't matter what your name is!

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

It doesn't matter what you think!

You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

You will go one on one with the Great One!

Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!