Edward Abbey Cow Quotations

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.

I always wanted to be a cowboy. But alas! I was burdened early with certain inescapable obligations to world literature.

Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.

Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never yet seen horsiness nor that there bovinity neither.

The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality.

The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid.

It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life.

Literary critics, like a herd of cows or a school of fish, always face in the same direction, obeying that love for unity that every critic requires.