Eric Idle Giving Quotations

I used to collect Persian rugs and real estate - you should be able to walk on and live in your money. I had to give up the rugs because I'm allergic to mould.

I get to be the first doctor in the family [because of the honorary degree they're giving me].

There's animals like us existing and thinking and giving interviews on Australian television.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?