To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum
The poor silly-clever Irishman takes off his hat to God's Englishman.
It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.
Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.
[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.