Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.
No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?