George Carlin Fine Quotations

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.

The planet is fine. The people are f****d.