Henny Youngman Doctor Quotations

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.