Jen Kirkman Might Quotations

There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up, and being an open heart surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don't want to learn how to fly and have no interest in taking my own life on behalf of Japan.

I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics.