Jenna Marbles Makeup Quotations

Here's a helpful life tip. Stand by things that are white cuz it makes you look less white.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

If you can't move your brush good, just move your face.

You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices.

So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.