John Waters Sells Quotations

Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want.

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.