Mark Twain Fool Quotations

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

Children and fools always speak the truth

The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.