Mark Twain Secret Quotations

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

It is not likely that any complete life has ever been lived which was not a failure in the secret judgment of the person that lived it

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside

The secret of making progress is to get started.

The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

Make your vocation your vacation. That is the secret to success.

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public

It is not in the least likely that any life has ever been lived which was not a failure in the secret judgment of the person who lived it.

We have infinite trouble in solving man-made mysteries; it is only when we set out to discover "the secret of God" that our difficulties disappear.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.