Mark Twain Wells Quotations

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.

Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.

If you can't stand solitude, perhaps others find you boring as well.

It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.