Mason Cooley Retire Quotations

Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.

Street sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.

At retirement, switching from "I must" to "I want" leaves me puzzled and uneasy.