Funny But True Quotations

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?