Funny Money Quotations

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer