We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?
Grizzly Adams did have a beard
Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.
If you ever, ever, ever meet a grizzly bear, / You must never, never, never ask him where / He is going, / Or what he is doing; / For if you ever, ever dare / To stop a grizzly bear, / You will never meet another grizzly bear.
If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.
One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.