Grizzly Bears Quotations

I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.

Grizzly bears eat people without the benefit of music.

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc. - he knew the least about tampons. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears: he was aware of their existence, but he'd never seen on in the wild, and didn't really care to.

Fact: More people are killed each year by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

If you ever, ever, ever meet a grizzly bear, / You must never, never, never ask him where / He is going, / Or what he is doing; / For if you ever, ever dare / To stop a grizzly bear, / You will never meet another grizzly bear.

By acting as if I was not afraid, I gradually ceased to be afraid.

Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.

We were like deer. They were like grizzly bear.