Charlie Sheen Quotations

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special,

People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.