Mick Milleris a British stand-up comedian who has had a long career on the live comedy circuit, and is instantly recognisable from his trademark bald head with long hair down the sides... (wikipedia)
I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.
A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.