An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. My answer is 'Don't you wish you knew?