Steve Wozniak Mean Quotations

Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.

I want to be able to speak with errors in my wording, errors in my grammar. When you type things into Google search, it corrects your words. With speech, I want it to be general enough, smart enough, to know 'No, he couldn't have meant these words that I think he said. He must have really meant something similar.'