Tom Arnold Swear Quotations

I swear on my life that is true.

Last year at the Super Bowl, a guy came up and said, 'Do you have tickets? He said, 'Are you friends with Big Mike' - I swear to God this is true - 'from Minnesota?' And I was thinking, 'Well, I lived in Minnesota for a while, and I'm sure I knew a guy named Big Mike.' And it was one of those undercover investigators. I'm glad I didn't sell him my Fox tickets.