A. A. Milne Trying Quotations

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

I do remember, and then when I try to remember, I forget.

If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.