Adam Carolla Sex Quotations

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.