Alan K. Simpson Country Quotations

Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for your country?' you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.