Alexander Woollcott Men Quotations

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking...

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.