Art Buchwald People Quotations

Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley.

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

I don't know what's coming next and neither does anyone else. It's something that we do have to face but the thing is that a lot of people don't want to face it. And there's denial. If somebody says it, like me, everybody feels a little better that they can discuss it.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.