Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do