Bill Cosby Fathers Quotations

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.