Bill Maher Two Quotations
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- Mark Twain
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Rajneesh
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Cassandra Clare
- Aristotle
- Rick Riordan
- William Shakespeare
- Thomas Jefferson
- Benjamin Franklin
- Charles Caleb Colton
- Jay Leno
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Gilbert K Chesterton
- Henry David Thoreau
- Haruki Murakami
- Mahatma Gandhi
- Stephen King
- Ambrose Bierce
- Bertrand Russell
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Should Have Quotes
What's going to be hard for the United States is that our policy for a long time has been a two-state solution; the Palestinians should have their own state. Now, the Palestinians are going to the U.N. and saying, 'We're having the U.N. vote to say we have our own state. Well, if that's your policy, United States of America, why are you vetoing it?' Which we will do.
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Book Quotes
New Rule: I don't give two fingleberries and a McShit-all that Dumbledore is gay. I never wanted to know who Dumbledore was in the first place. Let alone his sexuality. What concerns me is adults who read 800-page books about magic schoolboys... and then try to talk to me about it. If I had the slightest interest in homosexuals with powers, I'd be a Republican.
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Mean Quotes
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying to give us nutritional information based on a fraction of the package. It assumes a talent for two things that we’re really not capable of: restraint and math.