Captain McKenzie House Quotations

But the calls that are the worst for us are the malicious false calls where someone calls the fire department and describes a house on fire and gives an address and everyone's flying to get there because someone could be inside.

Maybe the owner's on the front porch wondering why you are here. And we have to explain to them we got a call to their house and they don't know where it came from. It's somebody's idea of a joke. It's not funny to us.