Chris Rock Lack Quotations

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Relax, you only have to be nice to black people for two more hours.

I kind of wanted to give him that James Evans nobility, ... With the exception of 'The Cosby Show,' every black father I see on TV, they're not really masculine. They're like these theater-type guys -- not gay, not straight, just theater.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

It was way ahead of its time. It's like this black guy with a bunch of money. He's funny, and he never lost his money. He was always a great businessman. I love that show.

Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,