Chuck Klosterman Men Quotations

Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most men remain average; males are better at hating things that can't hate them back (e.g., lawnmowers, cats, the Denver Broncos, et cetera). They don't see the big picture.

Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.

Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.

It has always been my belief that people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure.

What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?

Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do

I doubt that pornography has been good for the advancement of society, but I suspect it’s done wonders for the advancement of computer technology.

In Fargo, they say, well, that's a job. How well do you get paid? For example, for this book I was written about in Entertainment Weekly, and it was kind of cool because my mom asked me if Entertainment Weekly was a magazine or a newspaper.