Chuck Palahniuk Hell Quotations

Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.

Which is worse: Hell or nothing?

The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.

To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.

HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.

We're all going overnight express delivery straight to Hell.