Dan Castellaneta People Quotations

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.