Dave Barry Christmas Quotations
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- Milton Berle
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- Monica Johnson
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- Craig Ferguson
- Kurt Barnard
- Dave Barry
- Dr Seuss
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- Washington Irving
- Bill Dreher
- Billy Graham
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- Dana Telsey
- Erma Bombeck
- John Greenleaf Whittier
- Mallory Jansen
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Christian Quotes
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!
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Stars Quotes
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.