I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
Rip as we know is vastly experienced and funnier than I think anyone knew. The show really reveals him to be a brilliant comedic actor.