George Bernard Shaw Women Quotations

If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

He who desires a lifetime of happiness with a beautiful woman desires to enjoy the taste of wine by keeping his mouth always full of it.

The domestic career is no more natural to all women than the military career is natural to all men.

Vitality is a woman is a blind fury of creation.

A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

Female murderers get sheaves of offers of marriage.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly.

It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

Woman reduces us all to a common denominator.

Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.

A tranquil woman can go on sewing longer than an angry man can go on fuming.

We throw the whole drudgery of creation on one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

During the Suffragette revolt of 1913 I[urged] that what was needed was not the vote, but a constitutional amendment enactingthat all representative bodies shall consist of women and men in equal numbers, whether elected or nominated or coopted or registered or picked up in the street like a coroner's jury. In the case of elected bodies the only way of effecting this is by the Coupled Vote. The representative unit must not be a man or a woman but a man and a woman.

Changeable women are more enduring than monotonous ones. They are sometimes murdered but seldom deserted.

The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me

The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

If I own a large part of Scotland, I can turn the people off the land practically into the sea or across the sea. I can take women in child-bearing and throw them into the snow and leave them there. That has been done. I can do it for no better reason than I think it is better to shoot deer on the land than allow people to live on it.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.